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introduction to the beginning of craigbaby

Fri Aug 25, 2006, 5:11 PM
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From: Sham
Date: Aug 15, 2006 12:37 AM

An anouncement of the grandest sorts.

After a flashback: anticraig anally raped me.

And now've I've been empregnated, am pregnant with a growing tumourlike mutation in my gut called craigbaby. How it crawled its way from up my ass, I don't know. But its there, and its probably going to grow teeth out of its face and be a cannibal. I would like the world to know this, and of my concern that I'm going to have died from being eaten by my craigbaby fetus. If I die, don't invite Craig to my funeral. If I die, please have carly do lesbian sex on my coffin. Its the only way I'm ever getting any. (without having to be raped)

Thanks.
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  • Current Residence: Big Lake, AK
  • Interests: loving, lovely lovely. the mafia. Extra appendiges out of my rib, and a complete human being.
  • Favourite movie: godfather, a city of lost childre, three legged woman, freaks, welcome to the dollhouse, palindromes
  • Favourite band or musician: my morning jacket, modest mouse, janis joplin
  • Favourite genre of music: stuff. loads.
  • Favourite artist: myself. suck a fuck tina. and go on a lemonade diet.
  • Favourite poet or writer: Marge Piercy, Lewis Caroll, Julie Orringer.
  • Favourite game: yoshis island
  • Tools of the Trade: this camera craig makes fun of

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~NemesisPythona Sep 26, 2006, 9:58:34 PM
Hey thanks for the fave :)

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~auperidot Aug 29, 2006, 10:31:31 AM
ewwwwww, my knee hurts D=

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~fish-purse Aug 26, 2006, 7:54:53 PM
thanks for the add ^.^ i'll do the same

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~FerosWolf Aug 25, 2006, 7:20:24 PM
Thanks for the watch :]
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~sexuallyshamed Aug 25, 2006, 5:08:08 PM
I can't decide if I want to takes someone's virginity outside in the rain, or where rain can be heard, or after slipping away from the dance floor at prom. I really can't.

So are you talking about frankenstein? I might rather be sharing my yard with frankenstein eating berries than zombies chewing through the spine of my dog or each other. I have no regulated zombie sense, so I would believe it could happen that way. We should make frankenstein and call it quits at that. I suggest that we talk only about frankenstein from now on. Zombies deserve a higher level of attention than a two sentence mention dedicated to the awesome sauce they expell when propelling a puke.which I also imagine they would do.



car crash. Okay. I got a thrill out of it for the momen it happened. And then I wanted a lot of attention for being alive as a novelty in its aftermath. Now I'm bored of talking about it. If anyone asks from now on, tell them I broke a leg and fractured my dick.
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~DWTS--MUD Aug 22, 2006, 10:42:30 PM
like the gallery you have some nice works looking forward to seeing more :hug:

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~Akarne Aug 22, 2006, 9:09:45 PM
Heya! Welcome to DA! Hope you enjoy your stay. :)

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